Five Unexpected Benefits of Air Pollution:
- Sunsets contain crazy neon colors not found anywhere else in nature.
- Face masks come in many different styles and designer brands, so now you can accessorize!
- You have an excuse to try to look like Bane from Batman.
- No bugs nor seagulls at the beach! Not many birds of any kind, really.
- Every time it rains you get a free acid peel for your face.
(Today CNN announced record breaking levels of haze in a giant cloud around Northeastern China at 57 times the recommended limit.)